Beefy Beefy Business Cards…



Bored about your normal looking paper business cards?

Here is the solution: MEAT CARDS

Imagine you take a beef jerky and simply sear your contact information in it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER-the result is your very own 100% natural and biological business card. We bet you will be remembered!

The manufacturer promises that compared to other business cards,the meat cards will retain value after the econopocalypse.

So go out there and hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

Another hint : MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.

Detailed pics behind the jump…

seen on urban outfitters

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